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1 | 1 | "Episode 1" | Tim O'Donnell & Ken Whittingham | October 16, 1999 (1999-10-16) | 101 |
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- Cold Opening: The episode starts as a crowd of fans trying to get into The Amanda Show, and Penelope Taynt, an Amanda fanatic who puts the word "please" at the end of almost every sentence, would do anything to meet Amanda. Meanwhile, Amanda makes her entrance via helicopter, but when the pilot (played by Henry Gibson) falls asleep, Amanda jumps out of the helicopter and lands on the set.
- Introduction: Josh Server and Kenan Thompson (who worked with Amanda in All That) deliver Amanda a pizza and flowers to Amanda to wish her luck on her new show and give the Swiss Man a banana nut muffin.
- Pedestrian Airbag: A commercial about a special airbag that can be used by pedestrians.
- Judge Trudy: Judge Trudy rules over two cases. The first has Curtis McPeen issuing a complaint against Principal Thorn, who made him stay after school for pushing his car into the swimming pool while studying flotation during science class. Claiming Curtis did it as a homework assignment for his science class, Judge Trudy finds in favor of the plaintiff and Principal Thorn ends up thrown in the leopard cage when he does not have $85,000 to pay the fine. The second one had an unnamed girl issuing a complaint against her parents after she played baseball in the house and her parents told her never to do it again. Upon hearing what the girl's parents did, Judge Trudy quickly says that what the parents did was unreasonable and declares that it is "time for butt-shutting", before pulling a lever and sending the parents down a trap door that was under them.
- Stop Motion Amanda: Amanda imagines herself battling her school teacher Miss Yumbo, getting the teacher trapped in the globe and trampled by sheep.
- The Klutzes: A family whose members always break things and say "Not a problem" when it comes to them at home.
- Cynthia Worthington: Cynthia Worthington is on a date in a fancy restaurant where she does rude things at the table, much to her boyfriend's disgust.
- Mother Caboose: We hear a poem by Mother Caboose about a girl named Katie Beth Sue and the way she is described. Before she even finishes the poem, she begins to cough and the skit ends with Mother Caboose falling out of her chair.
- Penelope Taynt: Penelope steals part of Amanda's room and shows Drake and Raquel her website before being dragged away by two security guards.
- Closing: Amanda names all 50 states backwards while punching an astronaut.
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2 | 2 | "Episode 2" | Ken Whittingham & Tim O'Donnell | October 23, 1999 (1999-10-23) | 102 |
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- Cold Opening: The show opens as Amanda is not on the guest list for some reason so she has to fight three security guards to get through.
- Introduction: Amanda asks questions with the people calling her cell phone to ask her.
- Meatloaf Crunch: A commercial about a meatloaf-themed cereal.
- Jack and Jake: Jack (Amanda Bynes) and Jake (Raquel Lee), the two least successful bullies in school, are trying to cause up trouble, but none of their pranks work.
- Stop Motion Amanda: Amanda has a date with a boy with a huge pimple and somehow falls in love with it.
- Nurse Zelda: Nurse Zelda treats various minor injuries in the classroom.
- The Simians: We meet a half-ape weird family with two kids who has a father who is an ape and a mother who is a human former explorer.
- Mr. Oldman: A red-haired girl (Amanda Bynes) has some fun with a prank call to Mr. Oldman (Dan Schneider) which involves a cheese delivery.
- Penelope Taynt: Penelope shows her website to a fellow audience member. As she is about to meet Amanda, a fat guy with a bowl of soup suddenly sits on her, blocking her view of the show.
- Closing: Amanda has a stunt double juggles three clubs while balancing a large ladder on her face. After Amanda leaves, Penelope attempts to follow Amanda, but the security guards prevent her.
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3 | 3 | "Episode 3" | Virgil L. Fabian, Ken Whittingham & Rich Correll | October 30, 1999 (1999-10-30) | 103 |
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- Cold Opening: Amanda, Drake and Raquel are eating. Drake has the lobster which makes the Dancing Lobsters very mad enough to leave the room.
- Introduction: Amanda tries to open the show but gets interrupted by a box, which contains Penelope. Her scheme still does not work because Amanda has left to get her crowbar when she busts out of the box.
- Call Zap: A commercial about the latest telephone component that can electrify prank callers.
- The Wrestlebergs: We are introduced to another freaky family called The Wrestlebergs. They are obsessed with wrestling and have a family referee in the house.
- Stop Motion Amanda: Amanda plays with her dog Dumples.
- The Girls' Room: We go to The Girls' Room, which takes place in a girls' bathroom and stars teenagers Amber (Amanda Bynes) the most popular girl in school, a bad girl named Sheila (Raquel Lee), an exchange student from Tennessee named Tammy (Jamie Snow), and a stupid girl named Debbie (Jenna Morrison) as they talk about a pop quiz they just had conducted by Miss Yumbo. Then they talk about Josh Elliott who does not love either of them causing Sheila to give him a swirly.
- Hillbilly Moment: Two hillbillies named Lula Mae (Amanda Bynes) and Eenis (Drake Bell), who are always telling ridiculous knock-knock jokes where the knock knock joke involves Lula Mae hitting Eenis in the head with a rag doll.
- Smelling Bee: This sketch involves its contestants identifying the smell while blindfolded.
- Totally Kyle: This sketch features Kyle Rostensan (Drake Bell), a laid back hippie surfer who tells his story of the time he went to his grandmother's house and how his grandmother made oatmeal for breakfast.
- Penelope Taynt: Penelope tries to break into Amanda's dressing room and meets Jennifer, the costume designer. Just as she is about to break in, Amanda opens the door unknowingly knocking Penelope out in the process.
- Closing: Amanda invites everyone to her house for dinner. After they all leave, Penelope gets to the stage and runs out of the studio when she realizes what has happened from the janitor.
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4 | 4 | "Episode 4" | Ken Whittingham & Rich Correll | November 6, 1999 (1999-11-06) | 104 |
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- Cold Opening: It starts off with Amanda practicing dancing with the Dancing Lobsters and when she leaves, Penelope disguises herself as one of the Dancing Lobsters and joins their dance, but a female guard appears and takes her away.
- Introduction: Amanda solves problems of the audience including a boy who always wanted a little sister, a girl who is thirsty so Amanda uses a bow and arrow to poke a hole through her can of soda and a man whose lawn mower will not start because a banjo is stuck inside.
- Homework Hut: A commercial about a delivery place that delivers homework of any kind.
- Hillbilly Moment: Lula Mae's knock knock joke involves hitting Eenis in the head with a fish.
- Blockblister: Blockblister is a store which is owned by the foreign Blokey family with weird accents and always give the customers homemade spoofs of the actual movie made by the family. A woman is upset that she got Star Wars Episode I: The Vantom Menace and The Wizard of Voz, and a girl is angry that she got Austin Powders who ends up blowing a raspberry at the Blokey Family as payment.
- Stop Motion Amanda: Amanda's bath keeps getting disrupted when she keeps finding her brother's stuff in the bathtub up to the point where it is discovered that her brother's great white shark is in the bathtub.
- Judge Trudy: The courtroom of Judge Trudy starts with the Halloween edition. The first one has Shelly Barnes issuing a complaint against Mrs. Shane who gave her an apple instead of candy when she was out trick or treating. Despite Mrs. Shane's insistence that fruit is healthier than candy, Judge Trudy retorts by saying that Mrs. Shane might as well have given Shelly a load of broccoli, finds in favor of the plaintiff and confiscates Mrs. Shane's dress when she does not have the fine money of $4.6 million. The second one has an unnamed kid (most likely Kyle Rostensan) issuing a complaint against a man who snapped at him and his friends for egging his house. Despite the man's insistence that the kid is a nasty hooligan, Judge Trudy dismisses his words by claiming that the kid egged his house because he was simply trying to make the man an omelet, finds in favor of the plaintiff and has the bailiff put the man over his shoulders and spin him around until he is very uncomfortable.
- Hillbilly Moment: Lula Mae's knock knock joke involves hitting Eenis in the head with a cucumber.
- Penelope Taynt: Penelope shows the security guard her website, but this is just a distraction to escape.
- Totally Kyle: Kyle Rostensan tells his story about the time when he found a rock in his driveway and took it to his room.
- The Literals: The Literals are a family who understands things exactly how they sound when they show up at the house of their new neighbors.
- Closing: Amanda and the Dancing Lobsters show their dances they have practiced earlier. Penelope joins in as well dressed as a Dancing Lobster, but is chased away by security guards.
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5 | 5 | "Episode 5" | Rich Correll, Ken Whittingham & Virgil L. Fabian | November 13, 1999 (1999-11-13) | 105 |
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- Cold Opening: Amanda rides an elevator and there are floors with many weird and unusual scenes where characters of the same theme ride with her. She reaches the 24th floor, the floor of her studio, but she suddenly forgets her purse and has to ride down all the floors to her dressing room to get it back.
- Introduction: Amanda attempts to introduce the show, but many people interrupt her saying which floor this is until Andrew Keegan asks where the bowling alley is. When Andrew enters, he gets a standing ovation from the screaming crowd.
- Remote Control Underpants: A commercial for remote control underpants.
- Hillbilly Moment: Lula Mae's knock knock joke involves hitting Eenis in the head with a witch broom and later a beaver.
- Mr. Gullible: Mr. Gullible, a substitute teacher who is very gullible, comes to teach at history class and is tricked by his students into doing stuff that the students claimed their regular teacher did.
- Stop Motion Amanda: Amanda has trouble cleaning up her very messy bedroom.
- Penelope Taynt: Penelope sneaks onto the set of The Amanda Show where Johnny and Drake are in the middle of a pirate skit and shows them her website.
- Totally Kyle: Kyle discusses the time when he walked to school and notices a dead bird.
- Scooper Dooper: We visit Doreen and her dad at a restaurant which serves really gross and odd ice cream flavors like Rainbow Slime, Poisonous Chip, Gerbils and Cream, Mucus Pucus (made from the mucus that is sneezed out), Litterbox Bonanza, Chili Willy, and Lobster Tackle (which causes a Dancing Lobster to tackle the consumer). When a boy orders an ice cream called Spider Crunch (which contains actual spiders), he shouts for a health inspector who arrives and states that there are only five spiders in the Spider Crunch causing Doreen to add some more. Doreen and her dad then give the health inspector an ice cream cone on the house with the flavor being Cookies and Dynamite (which explodes the moment the health inspector leaves the restaurant).
- Closing: Amanda presents the audience awards including best laughter, least intelligent audience member, and the person who came from the furthest planet.
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6 | 6 | "Episode 6" | Virgil L. Fabian & Rich Correll | November 20, 1999 (1999-11-20) | 106 |
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- Cold Opening: Penelope tries to break into Amanda's dressing room by sitting in a cannon and firing herself. Meanwhile, Drake sings a song to Amanda, and as she leaves to get her makeup touched up, Penelope lands exactly in her room, but only with Drake inside.
- Introduction: When Amanda gets to the stage, she tells a joke but the audience does not understand a word she says because they do not speak English, so she has to spend her time teaching them.
- Egg Splat: A commercial about the Egg Splat.
- So You Wanna Win Five Dollars: There is a tense game of So You Wanna Win Five Dollars with Marcy Stimple (Nancy Sullivan) and Kyle Rostensan as contestants. On Marcy Stimple's turn, she proves to be too hyperactive and misses her chance to answer the question which had Andrew Johnson as the answer to the question about the 17th President of the United States. On Kyle Rostensan's turn, he gets the answers to every question wrong stating that 7 is a color, Andrew Johnson is a number, way hot is the opposite of hot, R-A-D-I-O is how you spell "paper", 5 + 3 is Australia, false is what planet he lives on, and so many things is what the matter is with him.
- Stop Motion Amanda: Amanda fights with her broccoli.
- Totally Kyle: Kyle Rostensan introduces Blockblister.
- Blockblister: Today, the Blokey family rip off some more customers. A girl is displeased that she rented Tidanic and a woman is upset that she got an exercise video with Blini and Biscotti saying "lie down" and "sit up" over and over and over again while eating a pizza and is offended when Blini calls her pudgy.
- Hillbilly Moment: Lula Mae's knock knock joke involves hitting Eenis in the head with a large mallet.
- Penelope Taynt: Johnny knocks on Amanda's dressing room door stating that they got to go. Amanda comes out and accidentally says "please." Johnny takes her bathrobe off to reveal Penelope's body and that Amanda's face is actually a mask. It's actually Penelope disguised as Amanda. She shows him her website before she is taken away by the security guards. The real Amanda arrives and Johnny tries to take her face off, but it's real. Once again, they head to the stage.
- Totally Kyle: Kyle Rostensan tells his story about the time when he climbed up a steep hill and threw a frisbee very far.
- Becky Swanson: A family welcomes their new babysitter (Amanda Bynes) who is "professional," but actually acts like a baby.
- Closing: Penelope escapes from the security guards by disguising herself as Drake while Amanda closes the show. After Amanda leaves, Penelope runs to the stage in a Drake mask. The real Drake arrives with the security guards and shows them the person that's not him and they run to investigate. The fake Drake takes the mask off to reveal Penelope, who gets chased around by them.
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7 | 7 | "Episode 7" | Virgil L. Fabian, Rich Correll, Bruce Gowers & Tim O'Donnell | January 8, 2000 (2000-01-08) | 107 |
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- Cold Opening: Penelope carries over 50 phones with her so she can try to win a dinner with Amanda in a radio contest.
- Introduction: Amanda teaches Regan Burns how to perform karate.
- Meatloaf Crunch: The second airing of this commercial.
- Judge Trudy: Judge Trudy rules over two cases. The first one has Jason Fima issuing a complaint against his parents who cut his allowance from $20 to $19 after he sold their house to circus people in order to raise money to go to a theme park called Doozy Land (while taking 30 of his friends in a limousine). While the parents say they did this to save money to get another house, Judge Trudy declares that claim irrelevant, finds in favor of the plaintiff and sentences Mr. and Mrs. Fima to partake in a cage match against two professional wrestlers. The second one has Amy Drummel issuing a complaint against her mother who sent her to her room when she refused to kiss her Aunt Sophie (who was also present in the courtroom's audience). Despite her mother insisting she did not do anything wrong and should win this case, Judge Trudy refuses to listen and finds in favor of the plaintiff, before sentencing Mrs. Drummel to a week locked up in a box with two contagious sick people.
- Stop Motion Amanda: Amanda is cruising through space where she keeps colliding with large objects.
- The Girls' Room: Sheila, Tammy, and Debbie are voting for Amber for class president. When Caroline has not decided who she is voting for, Sheila gives her a swirlie and finally gets her to vote for Amber. Amber's rival Danielle Spencer is also running for president and mentions that a third candidate named Jamie Bradford has joined the election. When Amber had Shelia bring Jamie to the Girls' Room, the girls are surprised that Jamie is actually a boy. Danielle Spencer and Amber ultimately drop out of the race and give the support to Jamie Bradford.
- Penelope Taynt: In a follow-up to the cold opening, Penelope makes sure that the operator directs the radio's calls to her.
- Totally Kyle: Kyle Rostensan tells his story about the time when he tried to ask a girl out for a date.
- Souper Dooper: We pay another visit to Doreen and her dad at their restaurant, which sells weird and disgusting soups this time. The soups they sell consist of Foot Fungus Chowder, Toilet Chowder, Tomato Garbage, Noodles and Poodles (where poodles are the main ingredient), Underwear Chowder (the underwear in question belonged to Doreen's dad), Pee Soup (which Doreen's dad made himself), Back Hair Soup (made fresh by Doreen's grandpa), and Lincoln Punch (which causes Abraham Lincoln to appear and punch the consumer).
- Closing: As Amanda closes the show, Penelope wins the contest. However, the radio phones her back and since she has over 50 phones in her room, she does not know which phone to pick up.
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8 | 8 | "Episode 8" | Bruce Gowers, Virgil L. Fabian, Rich Correll & Tim O'Donnell | January 15, 2000 (2000-01-15) | 108 |
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- Cold Opening: Today, Penelope wakes up from her bad dream with her parents (who are also adding "please" into their sentences) introduce a surprise visitor from The Amanda Show, Joe the camera man.
- Introduction: Amanda is interrupted by an audience member who cannot listen to LFO's CD. Amanda solves the problem by bringing on the band themselves!
- Pedestrian Airbag: The second airing of this commercial.
- Mr. Gullible: Mr. Gullible comes to science class and gets tricked by his students once again.
- Stop Motion Amanda: Amanda attempts to cook fudge brownies by mixing sugar, eggs, milk from a cow, chocolate milk from a brown cow and puts on a wedding dress. Her All That cast mate Danny Tamberelli appears in this sketch.
- Hillbilly Moment: Lula Mae's knock knock joke involves hitting Eenis in the head with a bowling pin.
- Penelope Taynt: As LFO prepares to perform, Penelope meets them. She shows them her website before taking her leave.
- Totally Kyle: Kyle Rostensan tells his story about the time when he saw an airplane which he mistook for a shooting star.
- LFO performance: LFO performs the song "Girl on TV" for Amanda. Drake, Raquel, and the Dancing Lobsters dance with them.
- Procrastinator: The Procrastinator is a lazy super-heroine who wants to play rather than do her duty saying she'll do it "Eventually!"
- Closing: The Dancing Lobsters invite Amanda and LFO to a party.
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9 | 9 | "Episode 9" | Virgil L. Fabian, Rich Correll & Bruce Gowers | January 22, 2000 (2000-01-22) | 109 |
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- Cold Opening: Raquel gets two pieces of fan mail and Drake also gets one, but it is asking for an autograph picture from the Dancing Lobsters.
- Introduction: Amanda performs a magic trick where she tries to pull a can of ravioli out of a hat but ends up pulling a rabbit out of the hat. When Amanda leaves to go check the spell for that, Penelope's head emerges from the hat stating that she's got Amanda's ravioli only for the hat she is in to be taken away by the security guards.
- Sick Popples: A commercial about popsicles that induce sickness on anyone that wants to get out of going to school. The flavors include Chickenpox Cherry, Pneumonia Orange, Sore Throat Grape, and New Measles Mango.
- Judge Trudy: Judge Trudy has a date with a young man named Alex in a restaurant along with his parents David and Lorraine. This date soon turns into a case when Judge Trudy reveals that she is not pleased with the fact that last week, David and Lorraine grounded Alex when he "borrowed" their car and drove through a busy mall (which resulted in the destruction of Ambercrombie and most of Fitch); Alex's grounding disrupted Trudy's plans to go out with him. Judge Trudy finds this case in favor of Alex for $22,000. When the parents do not have the money for the fine, Judge Trudy has the bailiff pour a man's plate of lasagna down David's pants and then has the bailiff scream loudly in Lorraine's face.
- Mr. Oldman: Mr. Oldman receives another prank call revolving around him winning a grand prize of a cordless pig.
- When Cheerleaders Attack: The documentary program where we see innocent people attacked by cheerleaders dancing and hurting people with pom poms. The victims include a boy and girl having lunch at a diner and a man named Mr. Nussbaum on his way home from the grocery store.
- Hillbilly Moment: Lula Mae's knock knock joke involves hitting Eenis in the head with a steering wheel.
- Stop Motion Penelope: Penelope has a stop motion dream where she has won the award for the Best Website in the World presented by Whoopi Goldberg.
- Totally Kyle: Kyle Rostensan tells his story about the time when he saw a movie involving a big lizard eating someone.
- The Castaways: A family gets stranded on an island that is actually populated.
- Closing: Amanda calls in Johnny and Raquel to help her do a magic trick that involves sawing Johnny in half where an audience member takes the bottom half of Johnny home with him. After Amanda leaves, Penelope arrives and she and Johnny call for her, but Johnny wants his socks back.
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10 | 10 | "Episode 10" | Virgil L. Fabian, Bruce Gowers, Rich Correll & Mary Schmid | January 29, 2000 (2000-01-29) | 110 |
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- Cold Opening: Penelope has stolen the A of the AMANDA letters in the Amanda Show stage, which makes it The MANDA Show.
- Introduction: Amanda discovers that her co-stars, a Dancing Lobster, and three cameramen are wearing the same dress as her.
- Homework Hut: The second airing of this commercial.
- Sushi Dooper: It's time to visit Sushi Dooper with Doreen and her dad, which now serves disgusting and strange sushi like live fish on an unfolded sushi wrapper, Fingernail Roll, Raccoon Roll, Thumbtack Roll, Phlegm Roll, Hairball Roll, and Samurai Roll (which causes a samurai to attack the consumer).
- Stop Motion Amanda: Amanda's dad buys a new TV set that emits various things that are mentioned when Amanda watches it and it soon gets stolen by a burglar.
- Parent-Teacher Conference: Kyle Rostensan's teacher was displeased on how he wrote his book report of Charlotte's Web, and it said "Charlotte was a spider dude. She like, had a web. Spiders are totally rad. I like spiders. I also like doughnuts." When she has brought his parents in to discuss this, she discovers that they (and Kyle's grandparents) are where Kyle gets his surfer-like speech and attitude from.
- Hillbilly Moment: Lula Mae's knock knock joke involves hitting Eenis in the head with a gila monster.
- Penelope Taynt: Penelope decides to return the "A" to her house, but the taxi driver has trouble getting it in the back of a taxi.
- Totally Kyle: Kyle Rostensan tells his story about the time when he woke up with messy hair.
- Snipatorium: A hairdresser store that causes more harm to the guests than good.
- Mr. Oldman: Mr. Oldman receives another prank call, this time from the Lumina Lumina Farm Company wondering when he wants his zebras delivered.
- Closing: Amanda plays tennis with the audience. Upon leaving, Amanda notices the "A" is missing and Penelope has the "A" on her motorcycle as she drives during the credits.
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11 | 11 | "Episode 11" | Virgil L. Fabian, Rich Correll & Mary Schmid | February 5, 2000 (2000-02-05) | 111 |
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- Cold Opening: Penelope uses a homemade remote-controlled robot to infiltrate The Amanda Show. Inside the van with her is her brother Preston, who will not stop asking for a sandwich.
- Introduction: The show celebrates Amanda's birthday (but it's not actually her birthday).
- Remote Control Pizza: A commercial about remote-controlled pizzas.
- The Klutzes: The Klutzes Family visits the Museum of Irreplaceable Items and end up causing problems which involves breaking the display case of objects from an Indian Burial Ground, breaking the Teenysaurus skeleton (with the dinosaur being the only one of its kind), damaging glass objects made by a young Abraham Lincoln, and tossing the indestructable armor that was worn by George Washington out the window.
- Stop Motion Amanda: Amanda plays fetch with her dog Scooper who keeps fetching the wrong things instead of the ball.
- The Girls' Room: Amber, Sheila, Tammy, and Debbie host the annual "Girls' Choice Awards." The first award deals with the "Worst Cafeteria Food Served" with Pork Loaf winning over Sloppy Joes, Noodle Goo, and Fishburgers with the cafeteria lady Miss Shapein accepting the award on the Pork Loaf's behalf. The second award deals with the Best Cable TV Show with "The Girls' Room" winning over "Good Morning Chess Club," "Cooking with Miss Shapein," and "Locker Room Hygiene with Coach Squaddle" much to the objection of Coach Squaddle. The final award deals with the "Most Popular Girl in School" where Tina Capone wins over Amber (who was nominated three times). When Sheila gives Tina Capone a swirlie, which means that Tina cannot accept the final award, Amber is happy to accept the final award on her behalf.
- Hillbilly Moment: Lula Mae's knock knock joke involves hitting Eenis in the head with a skunk.
- Penelope Taynt: Penelope's robot continues its infiltration until it runs into the Dancing Lobsters.
- Totally Kyle: Kyle Rostensan tells his story about the time when he saw a TV show that he liked which had a funny guy and a dog with a weird bark, and he wanted to watch it again, but forgot what channel it was on.
- When Old Ladies Attack: A documentary where we see elderly women abuse innocent people with purses and umbrellas. The victims include a man washing his hands in the men's room (having just finished his lunch) and a loner woman on her way home from the movies.
- Closing: Amanda shakes the hands of everyone in the audience. When Penelope's robot follows Amanda to her limo, the robot ends up getting run over and destroyed when the limo backs up.
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12 | 12 | "Episode 12" | Bruce Gowers, Rich Correll, Virgil L. Fabian, Mary Schmid & Ken Whittingham | February 12, 2000 (2000-02-12) | 112 |
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- Cold Opening: Amanda discovers that there is no audience to hear her opening joke because she has arrived too early.
- Introduction: While Amanda introduces the show, firefighters, nuns, and Vitamin C come onto the stage. Amanda invites Vitamin C to perform on the show, and she agrees.
- Call Zap: The second airing of this commercial.
- Judge Trudy: Judge Trudy rules over two cases. The first one has Ross Appleton issuing a complaint against a zookeeper who kicked him out of the zoo after he released all the zoo animals from their cages enough for them to escape into the city (with some of the incidents including a hippopotamus crushing a taxi cab and a zebra tinkling on a taco stand). Claiming that Ross just thought that the animals needed a little exercise, Judge Trudy finds in favor of the plaintiff and orders the bailiff to put an angry chipmunk down the zookeeper's pants when he refuses to pay Ross the fine money of $22,000. The second one deals with Loretta Stanton issuing a complaint against her mother who threw away her paints after she painted her face, hair and other parts all orange while she was taking a nap. Judge Trudy declares Mrs. Stanton's orange look an improvement, and after quickly arguing back and forth with Mrs. Stanton, telling her to "look", while Mrs. Stanton keeps shouting "no", Judge Trudy then presses a button, causing a large boulder to fall and crush Mrs. Stanton, telling her, "You should've looked", before finding in favor of the plaintiff and dismissing the case.
- Rock-A-Bye Ralph: Amanda cannot sleep at night, so her parents give her a doll named Rock-a-Bye Ralph that will not keep quiet. Eventually, Amanda calls upon her dog Scooper to dispose of Rock-a-Bye Ralph.
- Penelope Taynt: Penelope uses a net trap to catch Amanda, but instead catches Vitamin C. Penelope shows her website before fleeing.
- Totally Kyle: Kyle Rostensan tells his story about the time when he could not find a cordless phone.
- Vitamin C performance: One of the Dancing Lobsters has a cold. So Amanda says "You need your daily dose of Vitamin C!" as guest singer Vitamin C herself sings her hit single "Me, Myself, and I" for Amanda and the audience.
- Mr. Oldman: Mr. Oldman gets another prank call from "the lady of the house" involving her acting as his cousin wanting to get his dog a bath.
- Closing: Amanda hosts a talent contest.
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13 | 13 | "Episode 13" | Virgil L. Fabian, Rich Correll & Mary Schmid | February 19, 2000 (2000-02-19) | 113 |
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- Cold Opening: Penelope and Preston try to clone Amanda by using a toenail they found in the trash can. Unfortunately, it ends up being Drake's toenail.
- Introduction: Amanda watches a boy while his mother is in the bathroom, a dog while its owner puts more money in the parking meter, some prisoners while the warden takes a bath, and a grizzly bear.
- Meatloaf Crunch: The third airing of this commercial.
- Blockblister: Today the Blokey family rip off the customers with homemade spoofs. A girl is unhappy that she got Screamings and pays them with an island curse, a woman is disappointed that she got Star Drek and says "Live long and suffer," and a man is upset that he got The Brady Brunch and ends up knocking himself out.
- Wanda the Witch: Stanley has a problem at school with a new student named Wanda, who acts and looks like a wicked witch. Wanda casts several spells on the students, turning Melanie into a frog, then Joey into a bowl of chili, making the classroom windy to prevent a pop quiz, and turning the other four classmates into lamps. After each incident, Stanley attempts to rat Wanda out to the teacher Miss Carter, but she refuses to believe him, due to Wanda playing innocent and Miss Carter being obvious to Wanda's spells. In the end, after she flies on a broom, Wanda turns Stanley into a sheep and Miss Carter into a monkey.
- Hillbilly Moment: Lula Mae's knock knock joke involves hitting Eenis in the head with a crocodile bone.
- Penelope Taynt: Penelope hypnotizes the prop guy into letting her take the props from the show and help her carry the props to Penelope's bike.
- Totally Kyle: Kyle Rostensan tells his story about the time when he had a lucky sock and lost it while at his friend Tofer's house.
- Melody and Thad: Melody Warble (Amanda Bynes) and Thad (Drake Bell) go to a restaurant to sing for the people, but their songs, "Eatin' in a Restaurant", "Birthday Rap" and "The Bald Song" seem to offend and annoy the people who are eating.
- Closing: Penelope hypnotizes the prop guy into thinking the security guard insulted his mother by saying she was a large cow resulting them arguing. When Penelope leaves, the hypnosis wears off, and they state that they "saw nothing".
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